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"The Secret Sauce of Real Estate Photography: More Than Just Pretty Pictures"

Alright, realtors, let's cut to the chase. We all know the stat by heart: "According to the National Association of Realtors, homes with high-quality photos sell 32% faster." Yeah, yeah, we've heard it a million times. But let's get real—what you really want to know is how to make those photos pop and maybe have a laugh along the way. So, buckle up, because we're diving into the hilarious, sometimes absurd, world of real estate photography with Front Porch Media.


The Unspoken Truth About Real Estate Photos




Sure, professional photos make your listings look amazing, but let's be honest—there's more to it than just snapping a few shots. Here’s what really goes down behind the lens:





  1. The "Just Move That" Dance: Ever noticed how your photographer seems to have an odd fondness for moving furniture an inch to the left or right? It's not madness—it's the science of staging. You might think it looks fine, but trust us, that lamp needs to be 2.5 inches closer to the couch. Don’t ask why, just roll with it.

  2. The Magic of Decluttering: We've all walked into a home that looks like a hurricane just hit. So let’s clarify something: we’re photographers, not cleaning crews. But we’ve mastered the art of making a home look its best without actually tidying up. Here’s how we handle the chaos: Our goal is to showcase the property’s best features without turning the shoot into a cleaning marathon. Little tweaks, big impact—that’s our motto

  3. Pillow Fluffing: Think of us as pillow ninjas. Perfectly fluffed pillows can transform a sad couch into a cozy haven.

  4. Paper Towel Houdini: That roll of Bounty on the kitchen counter? It disappears faster than your enthusiasm for a rainy open house.

  5. Toiletry Tactics: We kindly ask you to stash away those personal items. A bathroom counter without your morning chaos makes a world of difference.

  6. Lighting Olympics: Achieving the perfect lighting is like an Olympic sport. We've got our gold medals in using Automatic Exposure Bracketing (AEB)—because who doesn’t love a good bracket? Dark, moody living room? Boom, let there be light! Glare from the window? Abracadabra, it’s gone!




What You Really Want to Know

Forget the boring stats; here's the juicy stuff!





  1. What’s the Weirdest Thing We’ve Found While Shooting?: Let's just say we’ve seen our fair share of "unique" décor choices. Taxidermy squirrels playing poker? Check. An entire wall dedicated to spoons? You bet. We’ve even encountered the occasional homeowner in a bathrobe—awkward!

  2. Behind-the-Scenes Fails: You think it's all glam and glitz? Think again. We’ve had our fair share of bloopers, from tripping over rugs to getting photobombed by the family cat. Pro tip: Always check if Fido is hiding under the bed before shooting.

  3. The Battle with Reflections: Mirrors and windows are our mortal enemies. Ever tried to take a perfect shot only to realize you’re in it, grinning like a Cheshire cat? Yeah, that’s a daily struggle. We've become experts in the art of invisibility.

Why Choose Front Porch Media?

Aside from our obvious charm and wit, here’s why we’re the best at what we do:

  • Experience: Over nine years of transforming homes from "meh" to "wow".

  • Full-Service: From scripting to shooting to editing, we’ve got you covered. We're like the Swiss Army knife of real estate photography.

  • Creative Flair: With a background in Adobe Creative Suite, we make sure your photos and videos aren’t just good—they’re drop-dead gorgeous.



Tips for Realtors (With a Twist)

Want to make your listings shine? Here are some tips, with a sprinkle of sarcasm:

  1. Declutter: Seriously, less is more. Unless you’re going for that "hoarder chic" look, in which case, more power to you.

  2. Clean Like Your Mother-in-Law is Coming: A spotless home is a sold home. Think of it as a free workout.

  3. Stage It Up: No, we don’t mean setting up a Broadway show. Just make it look like humans live there—humans with impeccable taste.

  4. Don’t Schedule on Trash Day: Nothing says “welcome home” like a row of garbage bins. Try to avoid booking photo shoots when the neighborhood’s curb appeal is at its lowest.

  5. Clear the Driveway: Ask your clients to move their cars off the driveway. A clean, unobstructed driveway makes for a more inviting exterior shot and gives potential buyers a clear view of the property.

  6. Minimize People in the House: The fewer people in the house, the quicker we can move. Kids, pets, and even well-meaning homeowners can slow things down. If possible, have them out of the house or tucked away in a single room.














Real estate photography is an art, a science, and occasionally, a comedy. With Front Porch Media, you get all three. So, the next time you’re prepping for a shoot, remember: it’s not just about pretty pictures. It’s about creating an experience, having a laugh, and maybe, just maybe, finding a taxidermy squirrel or two.

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